Greendale Human Beings T Shirt

This T-shirt pays tribute to the infamous school mascot—a blank, expressionless figure meant to embody neutrality but instead became a symbol of pure absurdity. Designed with the best of intentions but executed with a total lack of self-awareness, this mascot was meant to avoid offending anyone. The result? A nightmare fuel creation that perfectly encapsulates the kind of over-the-top satire that made this show a cult favorite.

If you ever wished you could enroll at a school where normalcy is optional and every class feels like a sitcom plot waiting to happen, this is the perfect way to show it. Wear it proudly and embrace the glorious weirdness that makes this fictional college (and its hilariously misguided mascot) unforgettable.

Features:

• Original design
• 100% Combed 30/1 ringspun cotton
• 4.3 oz
• Kelly green shirt
• Panel cut side seamed for perfect fit
• Short set in sleeves
• Taped neck and shoulder seems

Greendale Human Beings T Shirt