You Have Died of Diarrhea Lettuce T Shirt

You have died of diarrhea lettuce.

This tee is a loving send-up of the classic pixelated trail game that quietly traumatized a generation of grade schoolers, swapping the usual grim diagnosis for a punchline pulled straight from the produce aisle. Glowing retro green on black, it lands right in the sweet spot between 8-bit nostalgia and gloriously dumb gallows humor.

Made from soft ringspun cotton, it is lightweight, easy to wear, and built to earn a knowing snort from anyone who ever rationed bullets, forded a river, or watched an ox give out somewhere west of the Mississippi. A go-to for retro gamers, meme lovers, and fans of a good dark joke.

Pair it with jeans and a dry sense of humor. If you like graphic tees that start conversations and reward the people who get the reference, this one delivers.

Features:

• Original design
• 100% Combed 30/1 ringspun cotton
• 4.3 oz
• Black shirt
• Panel cut side seamed for perfect fit
• Short set in sleeves
• Taped neck and shoulder seams

Check the size chart above to find your best fit. Retro laughs, easy comfort, and a punchline that never gets old.

You Have Died of Diarrhea Lettuce T Shirt